Beat the Troll!

The Troll in Lelia’s Life

At our Oct. 3, 2013 meeting, Lelia talked about her “troll,” which sits on her shoulder and encourages her to do things that are not in her best interest. Some of us imagine a little devil, some call it a gremlin, but Lelia used a troll to describe that little voice that everyone has inside his or her head and sabotages our good intentions.

Lelia encouraged us to beat our troll at the Oct. 3 2013 meeting.

Lelia encouraged us to beat our “troll” at the Oct. 3 2013 meeting.

Get Back into My Pocket and Shut Up!

To combat this nasty little troll, Lelia got a troll doll with flaming orange hair. Thus, when her “troll” voice whispered in her ear, she had a tangential object to help put it back in its place. We can talk to the troll, stand up to it, and yes, beat it!

Beat the Troll

Since it’s football season, Lelia’s discussion of many of the rest of the year’s weight hazards came with grid iron strategy. As pictured above, you can see that the end of year penalty flags can come from Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas–just to name a few. We need to push the troll back deep into its own territory.

The troll can’t take away control of our game unless we give it to him.

Halloween

We discussed several strategies to push the troll back at Halloween. The troll encourages us to buy Halloween candy early and buy plenty. We suspect that the troll may not intend all the candy go to trick-o-treaters. The troll also encourages us to buy candy for our friends and co-workers, and to eat all of the leftovers. Here are some responses we have for the troll:

Linda: They are old and diabetic and shouldn’t have any, anyway.

Patty: Dump leftovers in the last trick-o-treater’s bag.

Darcy: Take it to work

Gayle: My troll has lost its voice

Tailgating

Tammy: Tell the troll to shut up or I’ll stick this carrot censored.

Lelia: I don’t have to eat high calorie food; no one will notice what I eat.

Thanksgiving/Christmas

The troll tells that we must eat some of what everyone brought, that we hate for people to go home with an empty dish, we want to try it for the recipe, and we can blow it now and try again at the first of the year. Here is what we tell the troll:

Jana: Go ahead and fill your entire plate, but don’t let any food touch.

Ali: If everyone else jumped off a bridge…

Tammy: Throw the troll off the bridge

Give leftovers to hungry people (Patty) or throw them in the trash (Ali).

Betty M.: Make lower calorie dishes

Darcy: Plan ahead

Patty: Duct tape the troll’s mouth

Darcy: Put the troll in the trunk of the car

Betty M.: [Tell the troll that] one will be enough

Lelia: I want to lose weight more than I want the fudge

As we reach the beginning of the end of year food hazards, remember: We control our own game!

GO TOPS!

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I didn't know how much I loved dogs until I brought home my first Miniature Pinscher, Zeus, more than a decade ago. I fell in love with him the minute I laid eyes on him. Even though Zeus is now waiting for me at the Rainbow Bridge, I think of him often. Currently, I have two Min Pins, Athena and Nano, who bring love, joy, and lots of energy into our home. My dogs are a big part of my life and are very special to me. I don’t think the human-dog relationship is comparable to any other. Every day is a journey as I learn from them and vice versa. Jana Comer has an M.S. in Biochemistry and Molecular Biology. In addition, she is an avid reader of scientific literature and is especially interested in the evolution of dogs, dog genetics, and dog behavior.

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